SG Test Collective Product

This, my friends, is a Sawgrass Test Product, yes, test, because somewhere a guy in a lab coat said, “Let’s see what happens,” and nobody stopped him.

It’s managed by the one, the only, the Yorkshire Unicorn Hunter. Now don’t let the title fool you, “hunter” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. This man couldn’t harm a unicorn if you gave him a foam sword and a permission slip. No, no, he’s out there gently whispering, “Come here, Sparkles,” offering them tea and probably discussing feelings.

Ethically housing unicorns, that’s right, somewhere there’s a pasture with mood lighting, essential oils, and unicorns living better than most of us.

Honestly, “Unicorn Hunter” is just branding. He should be called the Unicorn Charmer. But oh no, we can’t have that. His friends would take one look and go, “That’s it, mate, you’ve gone soft.” And combined with his lifelong loyalty to Sheffield Wednesday, forget it. Social exile. Done. Finished. He’d be out there with the unicorns full time, which frankly doesn’t sound like a bad gig.